Illegal Attacks

Got the hammie at last...

omg I wanted to kick to owner so hard so that his asshole is where his mouth is...give him a new mouth to chew with.

fucking irresponsible pansy assed noodle legged nancy boy.

He has no idea what breed the hamster was and presumed it to be of

roborovski breed and has no idea if it was a male or female.

The hammie;

Oscar as I've named her..

(yes Oscar because she's cranky like the sesame street character and I like Oscar the grouch);

has 3 good legs and a stump.. the stump being the upper left rear thigh.

She's also balding on the left side of her skull and she emits a strange smell which I suspect to be decay.

Am taking her to the vet in the afternoon later to assess her and see if she's in need of any medication or to splint the stump up so that it can heal properly.

Her fur is growing all over the stump and I can't determine whether if there's exposed bone.

All the more for me to take her to the vet because she's taken a possessive liking to the wheel and runs like her ass is on fire.

Pains me to hear her stump thump and drag against the wheel.

I had to take the wheel out first to make sure she doesn't run too much to aggravate her wound.

Anyway yesterday was the day of the bbq and it more or less went well.

I had fun building the fire.

We had a smorgasbord of food.

Veggie Kebabs,Chicken Fillets,Weenies,Chikuwa,Crabstick,Stingray, Prawns and of course Mashmellow.

Jian Zhi tried kite flying and unfortunately he must have sailed the kite into some godly being's territory up there because when he came running in our direction the rain followed and when he ran off down the road the rain also followed him.

(I keep imagining a kite emerging from the clouds and knocking over a cup of tea that the godly being was reaching out for).

We managed to wipe out most of the food before settling down to watch the gang play card games.

Was halfway into Scrabble and we were all having fun teasing poor Jian Zhi when it started raining.

(eeg? snil? wth is snil? spelling phailed ftw.)

Undeterred we continued under brollies and a hand powered flashlight when

the rain got heavier.

We had no choice but to abandon our games and take cover.

Wanted to take pictures but unfortunately my camera seems to have fucked up on me....

Its the dreaded code Err 99 of Doom!

Err 99 being one of the non problem specific code that comes up on the screen which means there's a multitude of reasons on why your camera might have decided to go belly up.

How depressing...

Am I the only person to be depressed from my camera failing on me?

I'm already suffering from withdrawal knowing I won't have the camera at ready when I feel like taking pictures at my whim and fancy.

I'll have to take my poor baby down to the service centre after work tomorrow.

Haiz so much for looking forward to camwhoring with my friends last night at the bbq.

Su is sad.

A Strange Day

Anyways I'll be leaving in abit to Tampines area. Will be picking up a hamster. It should be of either Sapphire Winterwhite or a Campbell. Will update soon when I get the hamster.

A rough summary about it is that it has 3 legs.

Yes 3 legs.

I do not know anything about the breeder but the one thing that I can assimilate from him is that he strikes me as someone irresponsible. He'll let the hamsters breed.. the same parents over and over breed again.. and he'll give away the hamsters. I have no idea what he is up to but so far what I've learnt is that the father has bitten the leg off one of the hamsters. Said hamster being the one that I'm adopting later.

So yeah look out for an update later or tomorrow.

The Everlasting Gaze

10 Thoughts to Ponder.

 Number 10  
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them  for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for  weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky …  Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1  Thought For 2009:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t got a clue as to where millions of  illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

Oh Yeah BBQs' coming soon this saturday! If I'm right Goddess & I will be getting the ingredients tomorrow. :D Look out for my email about directions to the pit.

The bike show is on friday too. Can't wait to check it out. 

Rendevous

So I rushed out yesterday evening after dinner, was going to meet a guy who was selling away his bike; a Scott Sportster P5. He lives in yishun and when I reached apparently he's an expat. Wow how cool is that? He's married and his place is done up quite tastefully. I would love to live in a house done up like his man.

Oh and the best part?

His pets.

He keeps 3 beautiful simply beautiful cats. 2 ragdolls and a siamese I believe. They're soooooo fluffy and omgawd I wanna hug them and squish them and play with them all they long.

Playful too!

When Dec closed the kitchen door,(glass doors), you can see one of the kitteh come over begging to be let out and the way she did it was so adorable. She'll squish her face up with a really audible Thunk! against the glass and meow pitifully at you.

It was so endearing.

Dec commented that the problem with living with 3 cats was that you get hair all over yourself.

And these are really hairy cats except for the siamese dude who's in a cage at the moment as he's new to the family and couldn't get along with the other 2 cats at the moment.

Dec was really nice. 

He said I could come photograph them anytime I want.... (bwahahaha)

Oh yeah... Back to the bike. I wanted to buy it see? 

So I contacted Dec with my offer and he said to come over and test it out.

Wow holy shit the Scott was a fucking smooth ride.

Its a hybrid bike with semi- slick tires and it was so responsive....

I know I know...

You can't really get a response from a bicycle...

but hey thats what I felt from the bike...

I might start looking around for Scotts...

or maybe go down to Cheap John's and see if he has any second hand Scott bike for sale.

When We Dance

If shadows have faces and expressions.......

Question: What is wrong with this picture?

Into the Sunshine

So I went to east coast yesterday.... 

I got to play with DM's bigass 70-400mm lens.... 

Its quite light...

But in the long run when held up your arm starts feeling sore.

Maybe I need to practice lifting more weights...

Below are the results of my practice... 

I took over 3gigs of pictures and out of the whole lot,

I only liked...

7? 

or maybe lesser. 

After this guy managed to pull of a really good stunt.....

So elated he was...

and there was this lady watching from afar...

So we went for a coffee break...

I spotted this lady relaxing in the sun...

and this body builder trying to get a tan...

There was this channel 8 crew filming when we went to get our coffee..

The actors are familiar faces but I don't remember their names..

Such an unglam pic in a way...

Later I get stoned if they see this haha..

and of course....

PUSSY SHOT FTW

Tallulah

My mother is driving me crazy again.... 

This may sound really disrespectful or maybe even unfilial but what the fuck?! How superstitious can you get bloody hell....... 

I could probably rant lots more about her but I shan't.

Going off to east coast park in a bit to meet DM & probably Zac to shoot sexy women and men cable skiing... 

Hopefully they should be sexy. . .

 If not the day would have been considered a waste. :P 

and then after that its off to tampines to pick up a new ballhead for my tripod. :D Bwahahaha....

 My muse is contemplating whether to take a bus to Ave 4 after that to eat fried carrot cake for dinner after that.

The Carrot cake uncle was not in that sunday when we went to the coffeeshop after the crazy cycling session........ T_T

with the tripod this time it should be easier for me to shoot my friend's hamster. Considering that she refuses to sit still long enough I'll need both hands to work and with the camera mounted on my tripod, I can shoot with a remote trigger. I'm such a genius*coughcough*

I've some pictures of my friend's hammie up. 

Do check it out in the pets portraiture section if you're interested. 

Planet Hell

I've been having insomnia again. I'd go to bed.... and start tossing and turning. I'll be awake the whole while listening to whatever creaks in the night. Then finally I fall asleep at 6am, only to wake up again at around 830am. This is not good and its getting on my nerves. 

Sooner or later I swear I'm gonna end up like Ralph Robert's from Stephen King's Insomnia. That is a good book. You should read it if you've the time. I like the way how he portrays the 3 fates as 3 bald doctors in the story....  Apparently one of the bald doctor is a nutcase...

That makes Clotho and Lachesis, one who weaves the thread and the other who cuts it and the nutcase, Atropos, who's like the joker in the pack. Nothing ever goes right with this nutcase around. I swear when I was reading the chapter that involves Atropos the most it really creeped the shit out of me. Thats how good the book was. 

Yeah so Valentines is tomorrow huh.... Hope you lovebirds all have a nice day. Go on guys. Take ur gf home, or out for a nice dinner and give her pretty flowers, then take her home and fuck her silly. Don't mind me. I'm just being the bitter bitch.

Have a Happy Valentines.

Invaders must Die.

Wouldn't you love to own a pair of bras like this? (excluding men.... unless you like to wear them too)

Beautiful Day Without You

So my family and I had a hotpot dinner at home yesterday. Curious people who wonder why we're having a hotpot dinner so late when we can have it during chinese new year's eve, its because of our tradition. I'm of Hainanese descent. So for reunion dinner on CNY eve we normally cook our traditional dishes of stir fry veggies with leek(yuk), roasted pork, chicken, fried mullet and some other stuff that I can't remember. Other people of other dialect descent; the Teochews and Hokkiens if I'm right would have their hotpots and the Hakkas and Nyonyas have their own home cooked food as well. 

My family prepare our hotpot the traditional way. Its not the new aged fangled pot that runs on electricity and has an outer rim for frying your stuff. Instead our hotpot is the type that cooks our food with charcoal for fuel. In case you're thinking omg its gonna be smoky, well you're partially right... Its only smoky when we leave the charcoals to smoulder and burn to gather enough heat. Once it gathers enough heat however its relatively smoke free. But its enough to water my eyes still... 

So we had fish slices (I wanted salmon but mommy doesn't like salmon :<), chicken fillet, pork fillet, sotong balls, cuttlefish slices, veggies(yuk), chikuwa(FTW!), prawns and spinach noodles.

Me: (washing utensils) Imagine the chicken screaming later when we drop it in the boiling soup....

Sisters:(in unison with me in a high pitched voice) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Me: *sniggers*

Father:(bathing) Oiii!

Me: (watching mother putting in more charcoal to the pot) Can you imagine the charcoal screaming now?

Sisters:( in unison with me again) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mother: *smacks me with metal tongs*

Me: Aiyah! (rubs head)

Sisters:( in unison): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mother: *glares at sisters*

Sisters: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-(shuts up)

Narcoleptic

Finally!

I finished my resume, emailed and sent to Mel, who sent it on its way to her supervisor. 

Finished compiling my portfolio should said supervisor wishes to interview me.

Finished compiling photo samples for a prospective client. 

It feels really strange to no procrastinate once... 

Anyways here's one of the images I put into the sample for the client. I totally forgot I did a pre-nuptial shoot for my cousin. One of my fav shots by far.

Rev 22:20

I'm sorry but I cannot resist blonde jokes. or any lame assed jokes in particular. 

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter’s purses.

So, the brunette goes through her daughter’s purse and finds cigarettes. She says, “Oh my god, I’m so ashamed! My Daughter smokes.”

So, the redhead goes through her daughter’s purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter drinks.”

So, finally, it’s the blonde’s turn and she finds a used condom. She says, “Oh my god I’m so ashamed! My daughter has a penis.”

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.

They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb." 

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. 

She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?" 

The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." 

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?" 

The blonde responded: "Paris?"

So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance." 

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?" 

The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress after reading her nametag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

25

So I got tagged on facebook. Figured might as well just copy and paste the damed thing over here as well. Let you know more about yours truly. :P

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you

1. 

I always wanted to shave my head at least once. I wanted to get it shaved on my big 21 last year where my birthday coincided with the charity foundation thingy about shaving your head for cancer patients. Unfortunately my father threatened to kick me out the door if I dare return home bald.

2.

Quite the troublemaker in primary school. I studied in Ahmad Ibrahim Pri and was the first batch of kids enrolled. Also the few very first to get punished for smashing eggs against the school wall( pri 4), first girl to get caned in pri 5 for throwing a vulgarity scribbled paper plane to the neighbouring school and throwing a water ballooon at a parent volunteer (Pri 6)

3.

I don't like living in a hdb. If opportunity presents itself one day, I'll rather return to living in a kampung in the jungle with my parents and sisters. Growing veggies outside, drying clothes in the courtyard behind, bathing in the toilet which is located a short distance from the house and listening to the deafening drum of rain on the zinc room during the monsoon. Yup. I'm a true blue kampung girl. 

4.

For those who're wondering about my orientation. Well. Actually I haven't a clue either. I'm just sitting on the fence for now. GIve me time and maybe eventually I'll figure out what I want.

5.

I've been trying to learn how to rollerblade. Unsuccessfully. I freaked my neighbors out frequently with the loud crashes and thumps when I took a fall.

6.

On the other hand I'm an avid cyclist. I'm cycling on a borrowed bike for now. My old one just got stolen recently and it was barely 4 days old. My legs cramp up if I cycle for the whole day but I don't really care. I keep goin & goin & goin.

7.

I'm supposed to be doing my resume now and recompiling my works. But yeah. I'm best friends with procrastination.

8.

I'm not a religious person even though I'm supposed to be in a religion. Every 15th of the lunar month when we're supposed to be eating vegetarian my dad and I will buy deep fried spring chicken from downstairs and share it together when mother's out. Its a secret only between daddy and I. :D

9.

I'm currently searching around for a venus fly trap. I want to keep one as a pet.

10.

Did I mention that I love photography? I think I can shoot well; and I can shoot better. Give me time to improve and I'll stun you one day :D

11.

Omg only 11 facts done? Ugh.

12.

I love the taste of blood in my mouth. Its there occasionally when I wake up. So if you see me licking my lips or biting on them; now you know why. BLOOD.

13.

I'm not proud to be Singaporean. So Singaporean fanboys and fangirls. But the way you Singaporeans behave is just deplorable, embarrassing and plain rude most of the time. I don't get how we got ranked as one of the few courteous countries in the world. I suspect the votes got rigged.

14.

I like black. Its only those rare once in a blue moon would you see me wear red or white. No I'm not an emo so fuck off.

15.

I have a pierced belly button. I got it for fun with Inez. I'm planning to pierce my left eyebrow next and get my back tattooed. *coughfarahismytattoodesigndonecough*

16.

I understand that I rub alot of people the wrong way. Most of the time quite a few won't like me and tend to get the wrong idea about me. Just because I'm loud and vocal at times and laugh scary. Well I say fuck you. If we don't get along thats just too bad I guess? I'm sure you'll find more friends that you can get along with other than me. 

17.

I never regretted the path I took. (okay maybe a little bit) Sure there were quite a few complaints about DMD and stuff and I didn't really get a job related to dmd. I became a photographer instead. But I digress. I didn't regret making the friends I met at DMD. Some whom might be mere aquaintances(refer to 16) and some who I'm really close to now. No regrets meeting you guys at all. I love you all. <3

18.

I like caps. I've quite a few but I wear a certain few occasionally. I'm currently in love with my flat top. I'm searching for a peaked cap now. A la the kind that you see britney spears wearing when she was dressed like a chauffeur in the Womanizer mv. <3

19.

Yes embarrassingly enough I was a Britney Spears fan in secondary school. Then after that my music tastes have since tapered to rock, electronic and indie. Although if I'm right a friend of mine once told me that indie is not really a music genre.

20.

I like shooting food. . . . . . . .  and macro photography... and nudes. yeah closet perv much haha

fuck there's still five more facts to go.

21.

I want to compete in a bike marathon. and I just missed the registration for one organized by NTU. NooOOOooo 

22.

Actually, I would love to wear a dress again. The last time I wore anything properly girly was my school uniform. The reason you don't catch me in a dress or a skirt is because I'm an extremely self conscious person. Even my ex did not get a chance to see me in a skirt.

23.

I love boots. 

All the better to kick with >:D

24.

I just noticed the pile of sunflower seeds on my pc table. I love sunflowers. I grow them every now and then. I'm still looking for the seed that sprouts those hugeass sunflowers with those beautiful huge heads.

25.

Finally! Number twenty-five! hmmph. I love all things sour. I can drink sour stuff for the entire day. I also love bitter food(ironically I loathe bittergourd though) and I don't really like sweet stuff. 

Finito

7 Seconds

So i got curious see? 

I kinda installed a code into the blog to track the number of hits I might get from the public... and more or less rather also stroke my ego at the same time while I'm at it. :D I'll be removing the code from the blog at the end of the month once I'm done with my research. But still I must say I'm quite surprised by the number of hits I got. I guess some thanks(?) are in order? So yeah. 

Thank you. *COUGHirecognisesomeoftheipsinparticularCOUGH*

Didn't expect the hit or two from overseas though. If I'm right one of them should be a certain Magoose and certains friends from my mmo days. 

I heard Niffy will be resurrected soon! Look out for Tainted & Marijuana again bwahahaha! 

So I got this heads up from Inez earlier on about this cycling for a greener something (sorry for my blatant ignorance; all I heard was cycling and that piqued my interest period fullstop case closed end of bloody discussion) that was organized by NTU.

I am interested and I'm going to join. Sorry babe I'll be joining this even if you cannot make it <3 . 

I went to the website to get more information and to register. 

The route is quite short, about 28 kilometers; starting from the Sun Plaza Park at Tampines and ending at East Coast Park Area C if I'm right. 

Guess what? 

After checking all these out, I was going to sign my name and join the bandwagon. But but......

REGISTRATION'S CLOSED!

IT CLOSED ON THE SUNDAY 31ST OF JANUARY!!!!!

T_T

NoooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOoo

I am saddened.  

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If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. 
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You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
 
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
 
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
 
However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
 
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 - Erotic lustfulness
 - Loss of motor control
 - Loss of clothing
 - Loss of money
 - Loss of virginity
 - Attraction to the same sex
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 - Dry mouth
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Me? Give me a double shot of dark rum any day~